Reblogged from thecrimson-fucker
A Trendy Serpent In The Woods
THEBACKGROUNDMUSICOFREALITY
iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath:
Probably one of the greatest lines ever uttered on screen.
(Source: spacehamsters, via tchaicovsky)
reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- highdeas.com
- joe biden
- the letter Q
- dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
(via tchaicovsky)
mom….gay….
i’m dad
i’m so son of you, proud
(via tchaicovsky)
It’s called Karma, Paul.
I needed this laugh.
(Source: fasterfood, via tchaicovsky)
Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
how
wait
wait what
(via sheepishcenter)
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
(Source: democracykills, via tchaicovsky)
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
(via satan-official)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via satan-official)
im sorry
im not
yes this will go nicely on my blog.
(via ladyintrenchcoat)
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS LISTENING TO THE MOONBASE ALPHA THING AND I SAW THIS GIF AND?????????? OH MY G OD
I went straight-faced to hyena-cackling in approximately .03 seconds
(via borinq)
wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds
im not evne fucking joking
(Source: cryaotic, via sherlockholmes)
i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
(Source: dolaredola, via borinq)
